Archive for August, 2012
Starting today, we’ll be featuring a regular Wednesday posting of our good homie and reggae dub legend The Scientist’s words, verbs, wisdom, advisories and pontifications via his amazingly verbose and out-of-this-world intergalactic diatribes via e-mail to one or numerous members of our crew. Behold the 1st installment of “Verbs From The Scientist”…
Dr Aron Spock third generation Volcan performed extensive surgery a few days ago and all the subject are recovering well in the recovery room just next door to planet marz.
Dr Aron Spock used a special formula made from the marijuana plant grown on planet marijuana to unclog the vain of these artist that were 90% clogged and replaced the harts of all the subjects that can no go down to 15 Hz. The flushing of the kidneys were also done to remove the harmful toxin built-up especially from Barrington Levy. Barrington Levy needs to stop eating bad Jamaican foods that caused his over weight and the rotting jerk chicken in the lower intestines that contaminated his vocals. Barrington head got too big from bad Jamaican foods and has forgotten all the lessons he learned from us when he was in kindergarten school and needs to go back to school and retake some classes.
Lets cut the BS
These artists don’t know to produce themselves to uptain the Hi-Fi quality these recording on a scale from 1-10 they only scores a 2
the musical composition is good and could have bin better if they had some one with an ear like Willie Lindo who can show them the unknown magic we share.
The band needs female vocalist that can enhance and set the correct timber and not have the members of the band try to sing harmony that is of key in a lot of places and is singing the wrong notes.
I remember I few years ago when I was producing one of their songs and recommended the band should use keyboard player Jawge Hues to fill the range that was missing. The band feelings got hurt but good thing they caught on later and is now using keyboards to play the rythem section instead of just the guitar. I also don’t want to hear the BS about “that is how the band wants it to sound” It ends up sounding like this because of lack of the unknown knowledge.
For a international act like (insert band name here) they need to come out of the demo mode and get some serious recordings with the proper sound and cut the BS they got away with it for a long time now. Lets serve there audience with proper Chinese food and not the BS Chinese food every one in America is eating and think they have the real deal until they have a real Chinese family cook them some real Chinese food so they can taste the difference .
If the quality in a control environment like a studio is so poor I can only imagine what the sound like live in an uncontrolled environment like live concert.
Lets make no mistake (insert band name here) is doing Reggae that sets the Hi-Fi benchmark 20Hz -20Khz with a slew rate of no less than 1000 volts per micro second for the rest of genres so speaker and a amplifier manufacturers wont fail when the Jack Hammer drum and bass is applied @ 20Hz -20Khz 1000 volts per microsecond but (insert band name here) is only scoring 50 Hz -5KHz and with a slew rate of less than 100 volts R.M.S which is very poor quality.
The Scientist Dr Aron Spock left for planet Marz and will touchdown about 6PM this evening where we will set the bar on the unknown planet thousands of miles from planet marz
As Bob Marley says the truth can be offensive who the cap fit let them where it. Lets cut the BS and the politic and appoint the the correct people to office and not give them the job because they were a good politician running for office that ends up on the gulf course sniffing ass and signs “Monica Lewinsky” and promote her to “Queen of banana cocktail beverage sampler” @ Universal Music.